Two pink and brown marbled soap bars stacked on a wooden dish. The top bar has a swirled design, while the bottom bar is embedded with white, pink, and gold spherical beads.

Round tin labeled Scrub-O-Meter on wooden board surrounded by exfoliating ingredients: ground coconut, poppy seeds, walnut shells, and soybeans in small bowls and scattered on surface.

Informational graphic showing blue handmade soap bars with dimensions labeled. Text details each 4oz hand-cut slice measures approximately 2.75 x 2.5 x 1 inches.

Three bars of handmade soap in warm tan and terracotta tones displayed on a wooden soap dish beside a gray pumice stone. Each bar is stamped with '100% HAND MADE' and shown with product packaging.

Ambassador Soap Bars

Smothers' One Tough Cookie

$9.00

You will want to eat this bar when you smell fresh, melt-in-your-mouth sugar cookies! The vanilla content causes natural browning that makes every bar exquisitely unique! This is an ambassador soap, themed after our very own Smothers. As a tiny piglet, we said that Smothers would need to be a tough cookie to survive. My favorite cookies are melt-in-your-mouth frosted shortbread, so that's the fragrance and color palette that inspired his soap. Each slice of soap is 2.75” x 2.5” x 1”, 4oz, and washes hands for about 2-3 months in most homes. If you use it for showering, make that 3 weeks! Why Choose Cleanpunk Soaps? We believe soap should be as delightful as it is kind. When we started soaping, we saw two extremes: bold, colorful soaps loaded with toxins, or simple, essential-oil-only soaps that lacked…character. Cleanpunk bridges the gap with vibrant, artistic designs made for the eco-conscious soul. 🌈 Cruelty-Free: Be kind to all living things 🦧 Palm-Free: Save the orangutans. 👃 Phthalate-Free Fragrances: No endocrine disruptors - gentle on you, and the environment 💖 Plastic-Free Sparkle: No microplastics harming our oceans 🖍️ Ethically Sourced Colorants: No child labor, ever Support a Mission That Matters Every Cleanpunk product funds Steampunk Farms Rescue Barn, providing care and sanctuary for abused and neglected animals. Your purchase helps animals like Smothers live their best life. Ingredients: Made with 🌾 Shea butter 🥥 Coconut oil 🫒 Olive oil 🌱 Rapeseed Oil 🌻 Sunflower oil 🍙 Rice bran oil 🌱 Castor oil ** This fragrance contains a component of natural vanilla that is prone to developing beige spots or browning over time. This potential discoloration is only cosmetic, and does impact the safety or luxury of the soap! **

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